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Guardian_angel_2311
24-11-2009, 02:25 PM
The nice men are ugly.

The handsome men are not nice.

The handsome and nice men are gay.

The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

The handsome men without money are after our money.

The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank, heaven, are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
NOW ... WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

Source: from a friend.

letue
24-11-2009, 03:24 PM
Best definition ever :sr:
Implied noone is perfect in this world "except me :xao: " :kaka: JK

Ngày Hôm Qua
24-11-2009, 03:43 PM
thanks for posting such an intetsing difinition

StevenDinh
06-12-2009, 10:26 PM
Iam the second type from the bottom, but Iam not "heterosexual" lol

lindachandai
05-01-2010, 01:34 PM
haha, this is very true lol but not all the time, the nice men can be handsome though :D

tienu
06-01-2010, 02:10 PM
haha, this is very true lol but not all the time, the nice men can be handsome though :D


The handsome and nice men are gay.

The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.


What do u say? @@.............................

likealegend91091
12-01-2010, 10:13 AM
How about women???
There is a single man who's handsome, nice, heterosexual, rich, intelligent,...all of things that you like...a perfect person. If he proposes to you, will you say "yes"???

lu_hehe
17-01-2010, 12:42 AM
no... cuz if life is that easy we'll be as good as dead. see, he's intelligent, why would he want to marry an imperfect woman? what does he see in her? or maybe he has some kind of motives? (well, he looks nice to you, but what you see is not always the truth...)

KenX
17-01-2010, 05:58 AM
Do not judge men like that. You know, each man has his own attraction, as scientists researched, there are 7 kinds of attraction in the world.

I'm the kind of having all 7 :D

lu_hehe
17-01-2010, 12:24 PM
I'm the kind of having all 7 :D

this is exactly the reason why I don't trust men O___o`

Nhân..sầu
17-01-2010, 01:09 PM
I'm the kind of having all 7 :D

He may not lying, at least to himself. We all know that everyone want themselves to be perfect, and alot of them trick their own minds that they are. And since there are no definite way to define what is handsome, nice or blah blah..., then they have the right to think they are handsome..in their own ways. You dont have to believe them, but u should listen to them, and dont against it right away. If u want someday you find somewant u can trust, then first u need to trust alot of man (not 100%), and maybe that day will come. And of course, that day will never come, if you always shut that door of yours.

By the way, what is a cat-robot doing in a MEN topic! :jump:

KenX
18-01-2010, 07:52 AM
Erudite! Profound! I feel I'm listening to words of a thousand-year-old-hermit, Nhân sầu :timvo: :timvo: Guess you've experienced all the sorrow of human living :timvo:

tienu
18-01-2010, 03:07 PM
Do not judge men like that. You know, each man has his own attraction, as scientists researched, there are 7 kinds of attraction in the world.

I'm the kind of having all 7 :D


Name those 7, please. And where exactly have u read about this? :D :D

khói lam chiều
18-01-2010, 04:18 PM
The nice men are ugly.

so true about me :sr: :sr:

lu_hehe
18-01-2010, 04:35 PM
Hey, no one ever say explicitly that this is MEN-ONLY topic, right?


well.......

Perception is a personal and characteristic definition of one about everything else, nee? So it can't be helped that everyone thinks differently. Of course men can think of themselves as ones who have all the good qualities on Earth, but others have the rights to object too. ^^


Anyway, how would I ever open my door if there's no one who dares to knock on it? :D:D

Nhân..sầu
19-01-2010, 12:59 AM
who are we to expect how other people to be like^^. Or just like they ALL say, "when u love some one, you love all of the good and nice things about them, and also except the "not so good" things about them", so why do we need dig it up then compare this and that :D.

@KenX: :timvo: <- what does this mean :haha:, it just a SPEECH of a kid who tricks his own mind that he's a person who knows about EVERYTHING, you should know how that feel since you the one who said "I'm the kind of having all 7" :so_funny: j/k ^^

@lu_hihi: May be because u're inside the house, so u didn't see there a sign "DO NOT ENTER" hanging right on your door:sr:...so perhaps that's the reason?. And it's hard sometime to see if someone stay in that ink box for too long ^_^