A Funny Story !

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Secretary: - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you.
George B. : - Good, send her in.
Secretary: - Yessir.

(Hangs up. Condi enters.)

Condoleeza: - Good morning, Mr. President.
George B. : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleeza : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China.
George B. : - Great, Condi. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
George B. : - Well, that's what I want to know.
Condoleeza : - But that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President.
George B. : - Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes.
George B. : - I mean the fellow's name.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The guy in China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The new leader of China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The Chinaman!
Condoleeza : - Hu is leading China, Mr. President.
George B. : - Whaddya' asking me for?
Condoleeza : - I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George B. : - Well, I'm asking you, Condie. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza : - That's the man's name.
George B. : - That's who's name?
Condoleeza : - Yes.

(Pause.)

George B. : - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condoleeza : - That's correct.
George B. : - Then who is in China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.
George B. : - Then who is?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.

(Pause. Crumples paper)

George B. : - Condi, you're starting to piss me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.
Condoleeza : - Kofi Annan?
George B. : - No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.
Condoleeza : - You want Kofi?
George B. : - No.
Condoleeza : - You don't want Kofi.
George B. : - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.
Condoleeza : - Kofi?
George B. : - Milk! Will you please make that call?
Condoleeza : - And call who?
George B. : - Well, who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza : - No, Hu is the guy in China.
George B. : - Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Kofi.
George B. : - All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condoleeza : - Hello. Rice, here.
George B. : - Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get chinese food in the Middle East? I don't know.


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[*Gemini]

OMG! :so_funny: not only VNese but also English can make us crazy! :cr:

[nhóc nhỏ]

oh man they stuck up with hu and who all day...lol.....too funny too be laught :hihi:

[tangled.hair23]

they should write down the name of that guy,so just cant mess anything up :D LOL

[AyE]

i'm so glad that i decided to go into this topic :so_funny: man these names cracked me up :so_funny:

[letue]

Man :so_funny:

George B. : - All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.


I experienced this shietttt!!! :)
Pp always messsing around with my name...which is " le tri tue"
Tri aka (3) prefix
Tue pronounces TWO (2)
:sr:
so, they came up with something like " LEE TRAI TWO " means " LEE Three two " :dien:

[infinite]

:so_funny:
I don't know have you watched rush hour 3 yet or not? There is apart which Carter was talking to the kungfu master and his name is You and his student's name is me
I will find the script

[zeo28]

Hu, Yassir and Kofi :so_funny:
LOL thats really so funny and crazy! :so_funny:

[Luckyduck307]

As same as my teacher said English is crazy language, easy to understand and misunderstand as well

[vịt_con_xấu_xí]

That's remind me of my last name :rain: How you guys say my last name in English? Try this: Nguyendo (Nguyen is my father's last name and Do is my mother's last name, they want to keep both so they decided stick it together.)

How do you say it? It's almost hear like "window" right? :cr: sadly, I have to stuck with it when people ask my last name.