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23-04-2009, 08:18 PM
For some, you may read this one already - but I just hope you guys read this again, laugh again to have a little relax again.
I was so admired whenever I read them. :D So - have fun !


BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".


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^_^wat the pee^_^
24-04-2009, 07:33 PM
its kinda interesting...i like the one about the sea and dancing...its real clever! hmm...gotta find s.o to practise!lol!

.:*~Tawny~*:.
24-04-2009, 08:06 PM
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Ouch
:)) . These never get old. THanks a bunch for sharing ^^

snow love
01-05-2009, 05:24 AM
So funny...Thanks for sharing ^^

Ken X
01-05-2009, 11:17 AM
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

This is the best answer :haha: I share the same experience :haha:

pheobe16
31-05-2009, 03:41 AM
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

so fun huh
I cant image what he/she will react them

THIÊN TỬ
31-05-2009, 10:01 AM
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.


Yup! i think this one is the best of all:haha:

bóng đêm
31-05-2009, 10:02 AM
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.


laugh, laugh! :so_funny:

Mờ đọc ra mới nhớ chủ topic còn nợ mình một burning kiss . Sẽ có ngày ta đòi :D

Trang Sassy
02-06-2009, 03:57 AM
Ục Ục Ục :so_funny:

=))=))

hương phù sa
06-06-2009, 12:46 PM
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
---->It's a fact

Mr_Chuột
06-06-2009, 03:30 PM
These ảre really fun...especially the one with " pretty ugly"....LMAO hahahaha:haha:

Alternative
10-06-2009, 10:38 AM
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Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".[/INDENT]


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hahaha LMAO! :D this one is good too

nhóc nhỏ
14-07-2009, 04:40 PM
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
wow so cute ^_^

tracynguyen
28-07-2009, 08:11 PM
hhaha i love the 2nd joke^^!!!
i'm definitely gonna use those smart talks in the future =]=]

»‡«Mischio»‡«
28-07-2009, 11:43 PM
Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

Dead by laugh :so_funny::so_funny:

So smart answers. I've read it for uncountable times but now matter how, it still splits my sides with laughter :haha::haha:

bo_sua_con
04-08-2009, 11:20 AM
I shud just say : it s so kool :so_funny::haha:

viggo
10-08-2009, 04:03 AM
^^! awesome !!! ^^! a bunch of thank to you !!! :D

tangled.hair23
17-02-2010, 11:35 PM
LOL :D I was laugh until dead =]]