Another odd thing my friends are crazy about.. XD

[silver]

Warning:

lol this is soooooo not for educational purposes..

So if u don't have a thing for lame (yes, lame) and weird jokes.. then don't stay long.. no compensation or guarantee is ever offered here :D

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Dear Maggie,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister.

I think I realized it first of May at the mental hospital and I saw you pull the clothes off my father.

I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist.


I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory.

You should also know that I never openly mocked Eggplant-fetishism

Go burn
Your Darling.




:so_funny:

Do it like this:


Dear (the person who last texted/smsed you).

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.

I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___.

I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.

I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.

You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.

___12___,
-Your name-



1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
Annat; With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit at
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Scarred
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Mongolic
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class
Annat; Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a ***-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - **** off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family




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LOL.. sorry, can't stop laughing.. :so_funny:

Have fun :D:D

[tienu]

Oh my God, lol, I wonder why no one understands this game!!! It's so lame!!! So funny!!! :so_funny:

Here is mine:

Dear Gene

I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our romance is over.

I think I realized it That night With George Bush and his wife and I saw you Carve your initials into Manchester United's goalkeeper.

I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand how awful I've felt.

I'm returning our matching snoopy-bibs to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory.

You should also know that I get sick when I think of Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,

Tien.

:so_funny: OMG, I can't stop laughing my head off!!! Thanks for sharing, Silver!!! (Hey, why don't you hang around here so often? -_-'')

[silver]

Oh my God, lol, I wonder why no one understands this game!!! It's so lame!!! So funny!!! :so_funny:

Here is mine:

Dear Gene

I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our romance is over.

I think I realized it That night With George Bush and his wife and I saw you Carve your initials into Manchester United's goalkeeper.

I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand how awful I've felt.

I'm returning our matching snoopy-bibs to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory.

You should also know that I get sick when I think of Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,

Tien.

:so_funny: OMG, I can't stop laughing my head off!!! Thanks for sharing, Silver!!! (Hey, why don't you hang around here so often? -_-'')


Haha, no prob.. I thought this topic's collecting dust.. :)) Good 2 see that it's not forgotten.. :))

[tienu]

I gave this to my friends, and none of them know how to do =.=

But anyway, I'd got a good laugh.

Hey, your...."Dice".....is full with dust, real dust, complains and spams, take care of it :D

[lu_hehe]

Warning: I'm not responsible for any damages you receive after reading this dirty little note. It may be a little sick, though ^^, but, mentally, I'm really okay.
What a cute game.

Dear Y.

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm selling myself to the cabbage man at a market nearby, so that I could have enough money for our wedding. I'll propose to you right here and right now, sweetie, if you don't accept you'll have no choice but to die. I love you. Really, really love you.

I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes at the mental hospital and I saw you drive out my father. At that moment, I just knew that you're the woman of my life. That determined and cruel look on your face and the way you held the broom and chased him with it... they just made my heart go oh, oh, oh.

I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I did a ***-change so that I could marry you, baby. I like same-*** marriages better than normal ones - they're just too normal, and I've always wanted to be different from people.

I'm returning your love letters that other guys have put in your mailbox to you, and I'm not gonna apologize for stealing them, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. Don't worry, I've already torn their wings off and crushed them beneath my feet for you, darling. They won't be able to fly away anymore.

You should also know that I was interviewed by the Times about Eggplant-fetishism. You do remember how I come to love eggplants, don't you? They were what you used to throw at me when I guessed your chest's size correctly, and now they have become my lucky items, which make me so (in)famous.

Greetings to your freaky family, I mean, your one-inch-tall-two-feet-wide father, your mother, whose eyes are often rolling at the back, your sister, who loves to poison people, and your three barking cats.

-A.Lu.f (Aloof)-

Oh, by the way, Lasagna is really the best, isn't it?? I like pizza second to it. Hate tacos. Sick of hamburgers.
What is "annat"? "Another"?

I can't stand Heroes, because there are some scenes too scary for me.

[nhóc nhỏ]

mince was weird...so shame ^^

Dear Dung tran

I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our romance is over
I think I realized it When I tripped on sesame seeds,In women's clothing and I saw you Knock out My best friend

I'm sure you're Ashamed enough to understand That your Honda sucks I'm returning Your ring to you, but I'll keep Your left ear as a memory.

You should also know that I 'm tired of seeing you ruin the apartment building

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Trang.

[silver]

i feel like doing this again lol




Dear Ella,


I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over.

I think I realized it on the first of May with Paris Hilton and I saw you pour syrup on Bill Clinton.

I'm sure you're high enough to understand that I did a se*-change

I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory.

You should also know that I was interviewed by the Times about a passionate interest for mice,

Your everlasting enemy,
Me ^^

[KenX]

I'd never send this letter to her :cry::cry::cry:


Dear Hương,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery.

I think I realized it that night in your camping car and I saw you carve your initials into Bill Clinton.

I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand That I did a s3x change.

I'm returning Your love letters to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory.

You should also know that I will tell the authorities about a passionate interest for mice.

Go burn,
KenX

[camchuongtim]

Thanks god that she would never ever read this.

Dear suza.

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert

I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me at the mental hospital and I saw you sit at my mustard soufflé.

I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men.

I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory.

You should also know that I told in my confession today about the apartment building.

Go and drown yourself,

Camchuongtim

[THIÊN TỬ]

Oh my guốc, can't let her see this or else she is going to kills me!!!!!!!!!:botay: this is really funny. I can't stop laughing after reading this over and over again.:so_funny: thanks for sharing and happy holiday.



Dear Mắm Kim,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery

I think I realized it last year in your closet and I saw you pull the clothes off my mustard soufflé.

I'm sure you're emotional enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist.

I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory.

You should also know that I get sick when I think of our friendship.

Warm regards,
TT.