What's the Difference?

[shansongvn]

What's the Difference?
A little "f" friend: identifies themselves when they call.
A big "F" Friend: doesn't have to.
A little "f" friend: opens a conversation with a full news bulletinvaotheir life.
A big "F" Friend: says, "What's new with you?"
A little "f" friend: thinks the problems you whine about are recent.
A big "F" Friend: says, "You've been whining about the same thing for 14 years. Get off your duff and do something about it."
A little "f" friend: has never seen you cry.
A big "F" Friend: has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A little "f" friend: doesn't know your parent's first names.
A big "F" Friend: has your parent's phone numbers in their address book.
A little "f" friend: knows almost nothing about your family.
A big "F" Friend: knows the medical history, dietary habits and marital troubles of everyonevaoyour tree.
A little "f" friend: brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A big "F" Friend: comes early to Giup do' you cook and stays late to Giup do' you clean.
A little "f" friend: calls you at 10 p.m. just to chat.
A big "F" Friend: knows you hate to be called after 9 p.m.
A little "f" friend: wonders about your romantic history.
A big "F" Friend: could blackmail you with it.
A little "f" friend: when visiting, they act like a guest.
A big "F" Friend: when visiting, they open your refigerator, put their feetvaothe sofa, talks back to your spouse and reprimand your children.
A little "f" friend: thinks the friendship is over when you argue.
A big "F" Friend: knows that a friendship's not a friendship until you've had a fight.