^^ZhiXiang^^
02-03-2008, 02:27 AM
Well... i found these things on this website call asianjoke dot com. They aint half bad... Here are some stereotypes about vietnamese.... see if it fit you or not...
You know you are vietnamese:
You look older than you really are. ==>WRONG, people always think that i'm 16 or 17, but i''m already 19
You're racist. ==>WRONG, in fact i hate racist people the most, since i once was a victim
Your parents are scared of anyone that is black. ==> Yeah - -'
Your parents dog on Mexicans and Blacks . ==> Guilty
You know you're superior to other Asians. ==> not true
Your parents think you're 12 when you're really 18. ==> sigh, unfortunately this one is true
When you go out to buy clothes you have to buy them 3 sizes too big for you to grow in and for any younger brother or sister to have for Christmas a few years down the line. ==> this is too wrong, I never wear anything for more than half a year, and we dont have the "hand down" tradition in our family.
At least one of your parents are in a self owned business like Laundromat, Nails, or Apartments. If they own apartments they rent only to Asian families...never blacks. ==> nope.... wrong
Guys: you sit on your butt all day. ==> not all day, but almost
Girls: you do everything while your man sits on his butt. ==> i'm a guy sorry, not gay
Guys: you have a nice variety of white and black shirts, blue and black jeans and slacks. ==> just white, and dark color jeans, i hate blue... and i think black is too old
You cuss out anyone in Vietnamese that gets you pissed off. ==>i feel more comfortable doing it in english
Your parents think you're the worst kid. ==>so True T_T
Your parents compare you to 4.5 nerds and call you stupid. ==>Again!! T_T
You watch Vietnamese translated movies that are 30 tapes long. ==>hahaha, used to be, but now i just go for the english subtitles or chinese dubs
You listen to New-wave, Techno, Rap, Slowjams, and/or Euro dance. ==>this one is really random... i like music but not these.. i like Soul and R&B
You show your Viet-pride to the fullest. ==>viet FTW!!!!
You go to Little Saigon once in a while or every weekend or everyday! ==>never been there
While you are in Little Saigon, you always go to Phuoc Loc Tho where you head straight into that Asian Collection music store. ==>never been there
You always take American friends to go to Bo 7 Mon (Seven courses of Beef) to amaze them with Vietnamese foods. ==>nope, i'd like to do it in a different lvl, i bring them straight to vietnam :so_funny:
There's Chinese in your family line somewhere. ==>True, and also some ... French...
You live in the valley (SFV), O.C., or somewhere in the East. ==> Wrong, i used to live in houston TX, but now i live in taiwan :so_funny:
You get along with other Vietnamese even though they are total F.O.B.'s. ==>i'm a FOB myself... sorry
You're down for your crap. ==>no comment
You're loyal to ALL your friends. ==>call this "hiếu thảo với bạn bè"
You don't own an American car. ==> i own a jeep... it's an American car
Girls: You hate all F.O.B.'s that go "Hey, babee, you cute. Can I hab yo fone numba?"
Guys: You enjoy getting slapped by the girls you try to mack on. Hey, at least she touched you. ==>no, i'm not that low class sorry..
You are the bomb at pool. ==>played it once, sucked badly :so_funny:
You like to wear Nike, Adidas, Tommy, or Nautica. If you're an F.O.B., you wear Calvin Klein and Guess. ==>i've never even looked at tommy or nautica.... i like Abercrombie, and Hollister..
You are always updated with the Asian style. ==>YES!!!!:so_funny: it's taiwan dude, cant be left behind...
Guys: You either have high spikes or slicked small bangs combed back. ==>not these, i have mid-lenght bangs, i dont use a comb, i have a japanese style, the tamed one, not the HARAJUKU
You highlight your hair. =>used to, but not anymore
You buy Levi's 501s and you slit the sides. ==>dont like levi
You played the piano once in your life. ==>true
You take 2 or more showers a day. ==>:D
Your parents always boast about you to all the other Vietnamese parents, or your parents totally dogg on how stupid you are to other Vietnamese parents. ==> hate that so much
After you come from the beach with a tan, they say that you look Cambodian. ==>not Cambodian, but they call me Mexican.!!!!!!............................ which is.............. a good thing......... cause i ............. love Me...xi...can.......ha..huh.. huhuh
No matter what you are, people think your Chinese or Korean. ==>or Japanese
Anybody will ask you to say something in Vietnamese. After you told them hello and how are you doing in Vietnamese, they ask about the cuss words. ==>True
Your parents can only help you with the math assignments and no other subjects. ==>nope, parents cant help me at anything
You like Durian. ==>what is that???:thatall:
When you get detention or demerits from school, your parents think that you are a rebel. ==>never gotten one, but i think that would be the case
When your parents see that you get bad grades, they start lecturing about how they went through hell in school in Vietnam. They would say that they would have gotten whooped in the butt. ==>TruEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Your parents always compare Vietnam and America. ==>hahha true
When you are feeling ill, your parents think you're on drugs. ==> nopee... wrong
Your parents have the whole collection of Paris By Night. ==> nopee... wrong
Your parents always criticize you, criticize others, and criticize each other. ==>True
Guys: You love Acura Integras and 4-Runners. ==> nopee... wrong
Your parents want you to be better than everyone else. ==>True
Guys: you, one time in your life, had the regulation bowl cut. ==> nopee... wrong
You ate 4 bowls of rice, then five minutes after, your parents ask you if you want to eat 4 more bowls. ==>True
Your aunts always have a fro hair cut. ==>hahahhah
Your parents always compare you to those big buff white peeps. ==>hix,... so true, but then i say "those white peeps dont have my taekwondo black belt":so_funny:
In your house, there's always multiple pictures of your family and you when you were small, side by side in every room. ==> nopee... wrong
You have the last name or are related to someone who has the last name: Nguyen. ==>mom's
Guys: You only go for only cute Asian girls. ==>true
Girls: You went out with or liked someone named Minh. ==>dont know but dont think so
Your dad wears glasses and always has the good ol' hair combed to the side. ==> nopee... wrong
You only buy products made in Japan. ==> nopee... wrong
Your parents always remind you to greet every older person in Vietnamese if they're Vietnamese. ==>that's true
You always have pounds of rice around the house. ==>true
Your parents hate pets except for harmless, CHEAP goldfishes. ==> nopee... wrong
Your parents are attracted to the English words of: "99 cents" or "FREE." ==> nopee... wrong
You collect all the coupons you can find. ==> nopee... wrong
Your grandparents always give you money. ==>TRUE
Your parents know how to make Pho. ==>TRUE
You're taller than your parents. ==>TRUE
You have a computer. ==>TRUE, 3 to be exact
Your parents only watch TV when the Little Saigon Television is on. ==>
You put Soy Sauce or nuoc mam on every food . ==>TRUE
You enjoy Karaoke and/or you have the machine at home. ==>TRUE
You can't date until you're 60. ==>you're kiddin', i've had tons of dates
Your parents make you get married with only Vietnamese people. ==>TRUE
You like playing volleyball. ==>i hate it
You use your dishwasher to store clean dishes. ==>TRUE
Your parents use the "Eagle" brand oil for every type of sickness. ==>TRUE
You use the Eagle Oil. ==>TRUE
You know where all of the Vietnamese restaurants in town are. ==>TRUE
You, your little brother, your older brother, and your older brother's friend sleep together in the same bed. ==>ewww, i dont even like them, i have my own bed, KING SIzE
Your family own a copy of "Paris By Night". ==>TRUE
Your parents always buy Japanese automobiles. ==>TRUE
Your parents listen to the news from Vietnamese radio station either at home or in their car. ==>TRUE
Your parents always want to do business with Vietnamese only. ==>wrong..
Your parents want you to marry an educated person. ==>TRUE
Your father or brother goes to the casino every week or month.==>nope, they hated, although they're really good at it.
You know you are vietnamese:
You look older than you really are. ==>WRONG, people always think that i'm 16 or 17, but i''m already 19
You're racist. ==>WRONG, in fact i hate racist people the most, since i once was a victim
Your parents are scared of anyone that is black. ==> Yeah - -'
Your parents dog on Mexicans and Blacks . ==> Guilty
You know you're superior to other Asians. ==> not true
Your parents think you're 12 when you're really 18. ==> sigh, unfortunately this one is true
When you go out to buy clothes you have to buy them 3 sizes too big for you to grow in and for any younger brother or sister to have for Christmas a few years down the line. ==> this is too wrong, I never wear anything for more than half a year, and we dont have the "hand down" tradition in our family.
At least one of your parents are in a self owned business like Laundromat, Nails, or Apartments. If they own apartments they rent only to Asian families...never blacks. ==> nope.... wrong
Guys: you sit on your butt all day. ==> not all day, but almost
Girls: you do everything while your man sits on his butt. ==> i'm a guy sorry, not gay
Guys: you have a nice variety of white and black shirts, blue and black jeans and slacks. ==> just white, and dark color jeans, i hate blue... and i think black is too old
You cuss out anyone in Vietnamese that gets you pissed off. ==>i feel more comfortable doing it in english
Your parents think you're the worst kid. ==>so True T_T
Your parents compare you to 4.5 nerds and call you stupid. ==>Again!! T_T
You watch Vietnamese translated movies that are 30 tapes long. ==>hahaha, used to be, but now i just go for the english subtitles or chinese dubs
You listen to New-wave, Techno, Rap, Slowjams, and/or Euro dance. ==>this one is really random... i like music but not these.. i like Soul and R&B
You show your Viet-pride to the fullest. ==>viet FTW!!!!
You go to Little Saigon once in a while or every weekend or everyday! ==>never been there
While you are in Little Saigon, you always go to Phuoc Loc Tho where you head straight into that Asian Collection music store. ==>never been there
You always take American friends to go to Bo 7 Mon (Seven courses of Beef) to amaze them with Vietnamese foods. ==>nope, i'd like to do it in a different lvl, i bring them straight to vietnam :so_funny:
There's Chinese in your family line somewhere. ==>True, and also some ... French...
You live in the valley (SFV), O.C., or somewhere in the East. ==> Wrong, i used to live in houston TX, but now i live in taiwan :so_funny:
You get along with other Vietnamese even though they are total F.O.B.'s. ==>i'm a FOB myself... sorry
You're down for your crap. ==>no comment
You're loyal to ALL your friends. ==>call this "hiếu thảo với bạn bè"
You don't own an American car. ==> i own a jeep... it's an American car
Girls: You hate all F.O.B.'s that go "Hey, babee, you cute. Can I hab yo fone numba?"
Guys: You enjoy getting slapped by the girls you try to mack on. Hey, at least she touched you. ==>no, i'm not that low class sorry..
You are the bomb at pool. ==>played it once, sucked badly :so_funny:
You like to wear Nike, Adidas, Tommy, or Nautica. If you're an F.O.B., you wear Calvin Klein and Guess. ==>i've never even looked at tommy or nautica.... i like Abercrombie, and Hollister..
You are always updated with the Asian style. ==>YES!!!!:so_funny: it's taiwan dude, cant be left behind...
Guys: You either have high spikes or slicked small bangs combed back. ==>not these, i have mid-lenght bangs, i dont use a comb, i have a japanese style, the tamed one, not the HARAJUKU
You highlight your hair. =>used to, but not anymore
You buy Levi's 501s and you slit the sides. ==>dont like levi
You played the piano once in your life. ==>true
You take 2 or more showers a day. ==>:D
Your parents always boast about you to all the other Vietnamese parents, or your parents totally dogg on how stupid you are to other Vietnamese parents. ==> hate that so much
After you come from the beach with a tan, they say that you look Cambodian. ==>not Cambodian, but they call me Mexican.!!!!!!............................ which is.............. a good thing......... cause i ............. love Me...xi...can.......ha..huh.. huhuh
No matter what you are, people think your Chinese or Korean. ==>or Japanese
Anybody will ask you to say something in Vietnamese. After you told them hello and how are you doing in Vietnamese, they ask about the cuss words. ==>True
Your parents can only help you with the math assignments and no other subjects. ==>nope, parents cant help me at anything
You like Durian. ==>what is that???:thatall:
When you get detention or demerits from school, your parents think that you are a rebel. ==>never gotten one, but i think that would be the case
When your parents see that you get bad grades, they start lecturing about how they went through hell in school in Vietnam. They would say that they would have gotten whooped in the butt. ==>TruEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Your parents always compare Vietnam and America. ==>hahha true
When you are feeling ill, your parents think you're on drugs. ==> nopee... wrong
Your parents have the whole collection of Paris By Night. ==> nopee... wrong
Your parents always criticize you, criticize others, and criticize each other. ==>True
Guys: You love Acura Integras and 4-Runners. ==> nopee... wrong
Your parents want you to be better than everyone else. ==>True
Guys: you, one time in your life, had the regulation bowl cut. ==> nopee... wrong
You ate 4 bowls of rice, then five minutes after, your parents ask you if you want to eat 4 more bowls. ==>True
Your aunts always have a fro hair cut. ==>hahahhah
Your parents always compare you to those big buff white peeps. ==>hix,... so true, but then i say "those white peeps dont have my taekwondo black belt":so_funny:
In your house, there's always multiple pictures of your family and you when you were small, side by side in every room. ==> nopee... wrong
You have the last name or are related to someone who has the last name: Nguyen. ==>mom's
Guys: You only go for only cute Asian girls. ==>true
Girls: You went out with or liked someone named Minh. ==>dont know but dont think so
Your dad wears glasses and always has the good ol' hair combed to the side. ==> nopee... wrong
You only buy products made in Japan. ==> nopee... wrong
Your parents always remind you to greet every older person in Vietnamese if they're Vietnamese. ==>that's true
You always have pounds of rice around the house. ==>true
Your parents hate pets except for harmless, CHEAP goldfishes. ==> nopee... wrong
Your parents are attracted to the English words of: "99 cents" or "FREE." ==> nopee... wrong
You collect all the coupons you can find. ==> nopee... wrong
Your grandparents always give you money. ==>TRUE
Your parents know how to make Pho. ==>TRUE
You're taller than your parents. ==>TRUE
You have a computer. ==>TRUE, 3 to be exact
Your parents only watch TV when the Little Saigon Television is on. ==>
You put Soy Sauce or nuoc mam on every food . ==>TRUE
You enjoy Karaoke and/or you have the machine at home. ==>TRUE
You can't date until you're 60. ==>you're kiddin', i've had tons of dates
Your parents make you get married with only Vietnamese people. ==>TRUE
You like playing volleyball. ==>i hate it
You use your dishwasher to store clean dishes. ==>TRUE
Your parents use the "Eagle" brand oil for every type of sickness. ==>TRUE
You use the Eagle Oil. ==>TRUE
You know where all of the Vietnamese restaurants in town are. ==>TRUE
You, your little brother, your older brother, and your older brother's friend sleep together in the same bed. ==>ewww, i dont even like them, i have my own bed, KING SIzE
Your family own a copy of "Paris By Night". ==>TRUE
Your parents always buy Japanese automobiles. ==>TRUE
Your parents listen to the news from Vietnamese radio station either at home or in their car. ==>TRUE
Your parents always want to do business with Vietnamese only. ==>wrong..
Your parents want you to marry an educated person. ==>TRUE
Your father or brother goes to the casino every week or month.==>nope, they hated, although they're really good at it.